FLASHPOINT

 Quick 2 stories

Cleaning up our area because the past missionaries did nothing here. Feels good to be busy again. We have a girl on date to get baptized for the 15th so that's exciting. As well as 3 other girls who have expressed their desire to be baptized as well.

1. Took only TWO weeks to get flashed. I was worried I'd go a transfer without getting flashed but I'm glad the people of Bainbridge heard my concerns . Shoutout to Brother Smith for showing us his groin surgery scar. Feel like I know him on a more personal level now. More than I ever wanted to. 

2. We showed up to a house in the middle of nowhere to give a healing blessing to a “girl” named Mary. We walked in and Mary had a full beard and a head with more dandruff/lice than hair on top (made this brunette look blonde). She asked which 2 would be giving the blessing and I took it upon myself, being the great guy I am, to IMMEDIATELY volunteer my 2 dear sweet companions. They spent the rest of the afternoon angry at me but I reminded them that that is their job as missionaries of the church to perform those acts… and I do not mind watching them suffer. Better them than me. 

Endure to the end 

 

Transferred

 Been like 2 months but here's the email. 

- I got transferred out of alma after a few years. Alma was a struggle but I enjoyed the time there overall. That was the best district thus far. And I love those members. Should have seen them after my dear sweet Trump dodged bullets. 

- Currently in Bainbridge Georgia in a trio. I've loved being in trio so far. 

But we are all 6’3+ and I'm already sick of the height jokes. People are abusing them worse than Adrian Peterson. 

- Back to teaching pretty regularly now and I'm glad. Just gotta shake that rust off. 

Glad to see my Steelers are still a dumpster fire though.